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The crypto industry spent hundreds of millions of dollars on the 2024 election. Backed candidates. Ran PACs. Flooded airwaves.

And according to a brand new poll of 1,000 registered US voters, exactly 1% of Americans ranked crypto as their top political priority heading into the 2026 midterms.

One percent. Less than AI. Less than immigration. Less than everything else on the list. 💀

Cost of living ranked first at 36%. Jobs and the economy at 13%. Social Security at 11%. Crypto finished behind issues most people had already forgotten were issues.

The data gets more interesting though. Roughly 40% of respondents said they would be more likely to vote for a candidate who shared their views on crypto, suggesting the issue is quietly baked into voting decisions even if nobody leads with it.

The harder number: Democrats sat at 58% unfavorable toward crypto versus just 25% favorable. Only 27% of all respondents had ever invested, traded or used cryptocurrency.

The industry is spending like crypto is a top-tier political issue.

The voters disagree. The CLARITY Act still needs to pass. The midterms are coming.

And right now, 1% of voters are paying attention. Everyone else is worried about their grocery bill. ☕

What we’ve covered for you today:

  • Bitcoin Technical Analysis 📊

  • Chainlink Just Woke Up

  • Ondo Pumped 13%

  • And more… 📰

Market Watch

Chainlink Just Woke Up

Consensus 2026 opened in Miami on May 4. Bitcoin crossed $80,000. And Chainlink quietly posted its biggest single-day gain in two weeks, climbing 3% to $9.39.

Timing is everything. 😅

LINK had been grinding sideways between $8.70 and $9.58 for most of April, stuck below all three major moving averages with RSI sitting at 42. Not exactly inspiring reading. Then Bitcoin broke a psychological barrier and the entire market shifted mood.

The fundamentals underneath the price have actually been building quietly. Chainlink's CCIP cross-chain protocol averaged $90 million in weekly token transfers in recent months, with a single week in April hitting $1.3 billion in cross-chain volume. The protocol is embedded in the infrastructure of Swift, JPMorgan, Mastercard and Euroclear.

Chainlink also just earned a Deloitte SOC 2 Type 2 certification, the only oracle network in the industry with that level of verification.

The key technical level to watch remains $9.50. A confirmed break above that flips the structure bullish. Below it, LINK is still grinding.

The fundamentals are building. The price is finally responding.

The conference floor usually helps. ☕

Ondo Pumped 13%

Most altcoins were quietly doing nothing on May 4. Ondo went up 13% and had actual reasons for it. 😅

Q1 2026 revenue hit $13.26 million while TVL climbed to $3.53 billion, up from $2.6 billion at the start of the year. Real numbers from a protocol actually being used.

The institutional list is not small. Fidelity, PayPal, Mastercard and JPMorgan all integrated Ondo products during Q1. When those four names appear in the same sentence, the market notices. 👀

Two more catalysts in play. Investors are positioning ahead of a potential fee-switch mechanism in H2 2026, which could allow token holders to earn a share of protocol revenue. Ondo is also expanding to Solana with over 200 tokenized stocks and ETFs.

Ondo holds 60 to 70% market share in tokenized equities. The sector is growing fast and it is clearly in the lead. 📊

The honest caveat: Pantera Capital moved 83.9 million ONDO tokens to exchanges on May 1. A large early investor shifting chips to an exchange is not a bullish signal.

Strong fundamentals. Real institutional adoption. One large seller in the room.

Pick your narrative. ☕

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Bitmine Bought $240M More ETH

Saylor has his Bitcoin. Tom Lee has his Ethereum. And he is not slowing down.

Bitmine Immersion Technologies added 101,745 ETH last week for approximately $237.7 million, its third consecutive week acquiring more than 100,000 tokens. Total holdings now sit at 5,180,131 ETH, representing 4.29% of Ethereum's entire circulating supply. 👀

The company is now 86% of the way to its self-described "Alchemy of 5%" target. Ten months ago they held zero ETH. Now they hold $12.1 billion worth.

The staking numbers are equally staggering. 84% of all holdings are staked, generating $297 million in annualized staking revenue at a 2.91% yield. The MAVAN platform that powers it is now expanding to serve institutional investors and custodians beyond Bitmine itself.

Tom Lee's take on all of it: "Crypto Spring has commenced." He pointed to Ethereum's dual tailwinds of Wall Street tokenization and agentic AI systems increasingly needing public blockchains for autonomous economic activity.

Bitmine is now the world's largest public Ethereum treasury and the second-largest crypto treasury overall, behind Strategy's 818,334 BTC.

Saylor buys Bitcoin. Lee buys Ethereum. The corporate treasury race just has two lanes now. ☕

Don't Get Faked Out

Bitcoin has been quietly grinding higher since bottoming at $60K in February. Slow. Steady. Patient. Almost suspiciously well-behaved. 😅

Now price is pushing directly into a massive resistance wall between $80K and $82K.

Here is where it gets important.

The chart is not suggesting a clean breakout. It is suggesting a fakeout. That is where price briefly punches above resistance, sucks in every late buyer who has been waiting on the sidelines, and then rolls back below with zero remorse.

Classic market behaviour. Painful for anyone who chases the break.

If the fakeout scenario plays out, the next area of interest on the downside sits between $70K and $71K. That is not a catastrophic move in the context of the broader range. It is simply the market doing what it does best at major resistance zones.

To be clear, the bull case is still alive. A high volume close above $82K with follow- through buying would invalidate the fakeout thesis entirely and open a run toward higher targets.

But until that confirmation arrives, treat any spike above resistance with serious caution.

The wall is right there. The trap is set. Watch the volume before you make a move. ☕

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Saylor posted "No buys this week" on X ahead of Strategy's Q1 earnings report on Tuesday, marking the first pause in weekly Bitcoin purchases in months, the company currently holds 818,334 BTC at an average cost of $75,537 per coin, with Wall Street expecting a loss of $18.98 per share.

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