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Iran submitted a new peace proposal through Pakistani mediators on May 1. Bitcoin immediately jumped nearly 3% to $78,700. Oil dropped. Risk appetite returned. Same playbook as last time. 😅

The move triggered $216 million in short liquidations, with Bitcoin alone accounting for $131 million. A lot of people were betting on lower prices. They were wrong. At least for now.

The honest caveat: $80,000 has now rejected Bitcoin twice in 2026. 21Shares chief market strategist Adrian Fritz said it plainly, "I think $80,000 is quite a resistance. We need a confident push through that level."

A decisive break above $80,000 confirmed by sustained ETF inflows and stable oil would be the clearest signal that the Iran-driven overhang on Bitcoin has meaningfully lifted.

A break above $85,000 would signal the first signs of a broader reversal.

Until then, the market is still hostage to every headline out of the Strait of Hormuz.

Iran blinked. Bitcoin pumped. Whether it holds is the question. ☕📊

What we’ve covered for you today:

Four years after regulators killed Libra, Meta quietly walked back into crypto. No press conference. No announcement. Just a support page update that sent shockwaves through the payments industry.

Meta has begun paying select creators in USDC directly to crypto wallets on Solana and Polygon, starting with Colombia and the Philippines. Stripe handles the backend and tax reporting.

The reason these two markets came first is simple. Creators there earn in dollars but wait three to five days for payouts and lose 3% to 7% in banking fees. USDC on Solana settles in under a second for less than a cent.

This time Meta is not building its own token. Circle issues USDC. Stripe handles payments. Solana and Polygon process transactions. Much harder for regulators to kill. 📊

Polygon Labs CEO Marc Boiron confirmed the expansion plan is already written: 160 countries by end of 2026.

Meta has over 3 billion users across Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp.

If this scales, it becomes one of the largest stablecoin pipelines ever built. The banks are not going to enjoy this one. ☕

137 Ventures just raised $700 million across two new funds, bringing total assets under management to $15 billion. The targets: AI agents, robotics, advanced industrial systems and aerospace propulsion.

Not a bad shopping list. 😅

The firm's most notable asset is a SpaceX stake now worth over $10 billion, representing more than 1% of the entire company. SpaceX is targeting a public listing in late June at a valuation of more than $2 trillion, which would make it the biggest IPO in history.

So the fund is essentially printing money before it has deployed a dollar of the new capital.

Recent portfolio additions include Cognition for AI agents, Impulse Space for in-space logistics, Hadrian for automated precision manufacturing, and Physical Intelligence for robotics. The strategy is deliberate: fewer bets, larger cheques, longer holds.

Founder Justin Fishner-Wolfson put it plainly: "The next generation of iconic companies will take shape over longer time horizons and with greater complexity. Supporting them requires capital designed for decades."

The AI and space race is attracting serious, patient money.

137 Ventures just put $700 million behind that thesis.

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Seven years of mobile mining. 18 million KYC-verified users. 10 billion tokens on Mainnet.

On May 11, Pi Network finally gets smart contracts.

Protocol 23 is confirmed for May 11, pulled forward from the original May 18 date, arriving just four days after co-founders speak at Consensus 2026 in Miami. The timing is deliberate. Big stage on May 6 and 7. Biggest upgrade in Pi's history on May 11.

The upgrade transforms Pi from a mobile mining project into a fully programmable blockchain. Developers can now build decentralised exchanges, lending protocols, tokenised asset products and AI applications directly on Pi Mainnet for the first time.

The network currently has 421,000 active nodes and over $1.73 billion in market cap. Giving that user base a programmable layer is the most consequential event in Pi's history. 📊

The honest caveat: PI is trading at $0.1799 today, down 94% from its all-time high of $2.99. The market has treated every Pi milestone as a sell-the-news event so far.

May 11 is the moment Pi has been building toward for seven years.

Whether the price agrees is a different conversation. ☕

Bitcoin has now tested $78,000 resistance multiple times. And every single time, the market has looked at it, thought about it, and quietly walked back down.

That is not a breakout. That is distribution. 👀

Distribution is what happens when sellers use resistance as an opportunity to offload positions into buying pressure. Price looks like it wants to break higher. Behind the scenes, supply is quietly overwhelming demand. The result is a slow, grinding rejection rather than a sharp collapse.

The bigger picture makes this more concerning.

Bitcoin is still trading inside the bearish flag formation that has been flagged in previous issues. Every failed attempt at $78K adds weight to that structure. The flag remains intact. The pattern has not been invalidated.

And as long as price stays inside the flag, the probability of a rotation toward $69K support stays on the table.

This is not a prediction. It is a structure. Bearish flags resolve in the direction of the prior move until something changes. And right now nothing has changed.

Bulls need a decisive close above $78K on strong volume to invalidate the setup entirely.

Until that happens, the door is still knocking.

And nobody is answering. ☕

Whether the market pumps or dumps, there's always an opportunity. 👇

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US spot Bitcoin ETFs pulled in $1.97 billion in April, their strongest monthly inflow of 2026, with BlackRock's IBIT alone accounting for $2 billion in net inflows and Bitcoin posting a 12% monthly gain ~ its best since April 2025.

Three data points are quietly building a bull case for $80,000. Spot cumulative volume delta hit 11,500 BTC, its highest since February 17, meaning buyers are absorbing supply at current levels. Futures open interest rose 6.64% to 257,000 BTC, pointing to fresh positioning rather than recycled leverage.

The Kelp DAO exploit reignited one of crypto's oldest arguments. Arbitrum froze $71 million in stolen funds linked to suspected North Korean hackers. Half the industry cheered. The other half said it proved DeFi was never really decentralised in the first place.

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